Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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