Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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