she was so not down for the gang bang
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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