is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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