It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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