Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
she smelled like a LAN party
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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