he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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