he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You are a genius and a whore.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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