did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Fuck appropriateness.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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