I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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