So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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