You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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