love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Randomize
