and she was petting her beer can
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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