What a fucking waste of an outfit
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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