i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
