all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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