doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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