Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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