I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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