so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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