jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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