Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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