This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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