You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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