He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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