Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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