Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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