i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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