: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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