and next time when you feel me up, do it right
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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