i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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