My cat gives me a boner
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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