is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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