I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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