Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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