He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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