Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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