Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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