There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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