There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I have post one night stand depression
Randomize
