she looked like the bat from fern gully.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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