how hairy? two words: wookie tits
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I'm sobbing to NWA
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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