My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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