Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
