Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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