It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she told me i tasted like america
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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