i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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