Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
40s are totally the cure
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
