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Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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