Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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