Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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