He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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