Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I'm having to shit out rocks
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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